To Our Potential Visitors Who Tried to Visit the Wren’s Nest Between 2:05 and 2:30

We’re sorry. We couldn’t stay open today.

Jeri lost power when a tree fell on her neighbor’s house, Amelia had to be at her other job, I was away at a meeting until about 4:00, and Nannie was busy picketing the new World of Coke because she likes Pepsi so much.