Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Steve Harvey and The Wren’s Nest — Confused Yet Again
Posted by: Amelia // Category: All Grown Folks, All The Time, Celebrity Requests, Whoops! // 11:24 am
Remember that time that the Wren’s Nest received mail for the one and only Mr. Steve Harvey, care of Grown Folks Radio?
We do. Because IT JUST HAPPENED!
You’ll note that the address is ours, but neither Steve Harvey nor Grown Folks Radio reside here. Well, at least not today.
To our knowledge, Mr. Harvey has not requested that all of his mail be sent here. Which is not to say that we’re not up for it, by the way. I bet he gets all sorts of promotional mugs.
In the meantime, to our undoubtedly huge readership at 102.5fm: want to come pick this up?
Comments: 3Brer Rabbit’s Poorly-Timed Campaign for Atlanta’s Olympic Mascot
Posted by: lain // Category: Atlanta, Brer Rabbit, Celebrity Requests, Failed Attempts at Looking Reputable, Olympic Mascots, Shameless Promotion, Trickery // 2:22 pm
Yesterday I stumbled across some Olympic propaganda from 1995 — a few boxes of bumper stickers and books suggesting that Brer Rabbit should be Atlanta’s Olympic Mascot.
These were published well after the actual mascot was chosen. Izzy (né WhatIzIt) was, let’s say, not the most popular choice.
Here’s the bumper sticker–
And the book–
To be fair, anything would have been better than Izzy. Even I knew that as a nine year-old, and trust me — I was not a very bright nine year-old.
The book does make a pretty good case for Brer Rabbit–
“I mighta known you’d have a fit about the blue fuzzball,” said Brer Buzzard. “So have most of the rest of the folks. But it seems like what happened is that, when it came to the pickin’ of the mascot, the big guys in charge didn’t do their homework.”
“Don’t they know that we come from a proud tradition?” Brer Rabbit said. “Why, I can trace my own line back to Anansi and the great trickster heroes of Africa! Brer Fox ‘n Brer Bear ‘n the other critters, they go ‘way back too! Why, there’s trickster stories told about critters like us in just about every country in the world!”
“…don’t they know that the ordinary folks around here are proud of us? We kinda remind the people of Atlanta of themselves ’cause we’ve got the local sassy spirit ‘n quick wits! Whoever it was that decided to choose that blue thing, it was folks that don’t event know us!”
“They thought they knew who you were,” said Brer Buzzard. “They thought you and the other critters were stereotypes.”
“Whaddya mean stereotypes?” said Brer Rabbit. “We come from the real history of Atlanta. What’s that dumb lookin’ blue gizmo got for a history?”
Not much! Though given the reputation of the Atlanta Games, Izzy was perhaps the most appropriate mascot.
The final image in the book is particularly inspiring–
We’re totally going to start selling the book and the bumper sticker in the gift shop. Believe it or not, the campaign for nothing left us with a few extras.
Comments: 9Microsoft’s New Commercials With Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by: lain // Category: Birds of a feather, Burritos and Other Fine Foods, Celebrity Requests, Shameless Promotion // 2:18 pm
Microsoft and house museums share the same problem. They’re (perceived as) boring. Super boring.
Unlike most house museums however, Microsoft has some pretty deep pockets. They addressed the problem by hiring the same firm that brought back the King from Burger King.
And behold! They made Bill Gates funny! With impeccable timing!
I suppose you could say that Microsoft’s Seinfeld commercials are a little bit like the Wren’s Nest blog–a little awkward, sometimes confusing, oddly funny, and a direct response to a problem (of being branded a snoozefest) outside of our control.
Oh, but ours cost $300 million less. …and reaches approximately 300 million fewer people.
Thanks, Epicenter.
Comments: 2CNN en Español Tapes En Familia at the Wren’s Nest
Posted by: lain // Category: Brer Rabbit, Celebrity Requests, Fame and Fortune, Joel Chandler Harris, Storytelling, Uncle Remus // 1:33 pm
Today CNN en Español is taping their program En Familia here at the Wren’s Nest.
I’m pretty sure the title of this specific program will be called “¡Este Museo Heule a Mierda!”, based on the fact that they kept on saying that over and over again. I believe it roughly translates to, “This Is a Great Museum!”
The show will feature stories about storytelling from around the world, but it’ll be based at the Wren’s Nest. Man, it sure does pay to be right down the street from CNN.
En Familia is hosted by Carolina Escobar, who was late but forgiven.
CNN en Español reaches every continent ending in ‘merica, which is good because most of our foreign visitors hail from Europe and Asia. We need to diversify our portfolio.
I’m not sure what kind of legacy Uncle Remus and Brer Rabbit have in Spanish speaking countries. We do have a copy of La Fiesta del Zorro from Argentina, but I think we’re bigger in Japan. They sent their film crew first, anyway.
Just in case nobody had heard of Brer Rabbit, the film crew suggested that my sister bring over my family’s Song of the South poster.
Apparently Disney goes a long way in terms of Latin American street-cred.
The crew, the producer, and Mrs. Escobar have all been terribly gracious and promise they’ll send along the final video when it’s finished. I’ll upload it if I can.
Comments: 1What Do Woodrow Wilson, William Taft, Theodore Roosevelt, and Andrew Carnegie Have in Common?
Posted by: lain // Category: All Grown Folks, All The Time, Birds of a feather, Celebrity Requests // 4:02 pm
They all used to be on the letterhead of the Uncle Remus Memorial Association.
(Here’s the entire list, in case any of you are really into Atlanta history.)
I wonder if they were all aware that their names flanked our materials, or if Andrew Carnegie was just like, “Ladies, ladies, chill out! These Presidents–these Presidents are so busy, they’ll never know. Go ahead, put them on the stationary. And if anyone complains, I’ll take care of ‘em.”
Also, no offense to our current board, but come on. You guys are clearly not famous enough. I’m looking at you, Harold.
Comments: 1Annual Wren’s Nest Concert — The Commodores?
Posted by: lain // Category: Birds other than wrens, Celebrity Requests, Future: fact or fiction, Good Questions, League of Decency, Sing Songery // 3:41 pm
Yesterday my advanced palate and I were interviewed about hot dogs for a column in Atlanta Intown, a monthly newspaper.
Weird? Maybe, but after I had my professional say about ice cream last month (third column, fifth row), I can see why they wanted me back.
Anyway, while we were grilling hot dogs in Piedmont Park, who strolls up but none other than Mr. William King, guitarist and trumpet guy for the Commodores.
This got me thinking.
Who should headline our annual fundraising concert?
Last year we had the League of Decency, a legendary Atlanta cover band that can really boogie. Near the end of the evening, the covered “Brick House” and things went, well, bananas. Was this some sort of sign that we should have the Commodores play “Brick House” the next year?
I can’t say.
Either way, if you’ve got requests for who should headline our concert, fire away.
Factors include–(a) how much it costs; (b) if the neighborhood can get down with it; (c) will folks drive here to see it; (d) if I like them or not; (e) do they bring the funk?
Comments: 7Bad News: Mark Twain House Might Shut Down
Posted by: Amelia // Category: Big Money No Whammies, Celebrity Requests, Fundraising, Historic Preservation, Mark Twain, Very Serious Posts With No Funny Business // 9:56 am
And I thought our $46,000 was bad.
This morning the New York Times published an article about the tough financial times faced by the Mark Twain House in Hartford, CT, which is currently juggling somewhere in the range of five million dollars of debt. Uf.
(The Mark Twain House in all its Connecticut glory.)
Now, while the article does have some laugh-out-loud moments (don’t let Steve Wynn near your Picasso, har har!), it paints a pretty dire picture for the home where Mark Twain wrote some of his most famous works.
In short, the museum ambitiously built a totally awesome visitor’s center (I know. I’ve seen it!), the cost of which got out of hand, and quick. Combine that with increased energy and travel costs (fieldtrips are our bread and butter, too) and you’ve got an incredible landmark facing the possibility of closing its doors.
This. Is. TERRIBLE.
Now, dear reader, I am trying to do everything I can to play it cool here, but this legitimately makes me panicky. As a gal raised by Twain-quoting obsessives (my dad may or may not have taken the year before my birth to read Mark Twain exclusively) with a minor stake in the fate of writer’s homes these days, this is big time awful.
I mean, this is MARK TWAIN. His is not a forgotten name. Samuel Clemens, maybe, but that’s why he took a pen name, okay smartypants?
If his museum is in danger, what does that mean for the rest of us? And I don’t just mean in the world of house museums, either. Twain’s home is every bit as eccentric and clever as the writings of the man himself. It’s like one giant testament to his overwhelming awesomeness. And it might close?!
How about this: I’ll go breathe into a paper bag while you go here and donate money.
Thanks.
Also, it seems important to mention that Twain’s home may be the only thing Connecticut has to offer the rest of the country. I may or may not be serious.
Comments: 9We Need Your Help at Wren’s Nest Fest
Posted by: Amelia // Category: Celebrity Requests, Events, Failed Attempts at Looking Reputable // 12:51 pm
Summer is on the horizon here in Atlanta, which can mean only one thing: Wren’s Nest Fest!
Well, that or it’s time to stock up on deodorant. Your call.
(Real poster to come soon. In the meantime, be in awe of my photoshop skillz.)
Wren’s Nest Fest, our annual community festival, will be held Friday, June 13th (spooky!) from 9am to 4pm. Now, you’ll certainly hear more about this event as it approaches, but in the meantime, we’ve got a favor to ask.
From reading this blog, you may have ascertained that the Wren’s Nest is not exactly rolling around on piles of jewels and gold coins.
If a house could roll, I mean. And if any house could, it would be this one. But I digress.
The point is, we work on the cheap, and can’t afford to do otherwise. Which means we depend on the kindness of others quite a bit, and we REALLY need that kind of kindness on June 13th.
(This could be you!)
If you are able to volunteer to help out (if that wasn’t clear, that’s what what I’m asking — for you to come here and do unpaid labor), we’ll do our best to cater to your specialties.
You’re an artist? Looks like it’s facepainting for you!
A top-rated chef? You’ll grill the best hot dogs ever!
Animal enthusiast? You’ll be great at telling children to pet bunnies gently. I said GENTLY!
Greedy cash-monger? You can work the admission table!
Hate children? You can tell them what to do and pretend they’re your underlings! No touching!
Best of all, as thanks for your help, you will receive a complimentary… t-shirt! HOLY MOLY!
(Oh! The bounty! Though this year’s will be electric blue, just so you know.)
If you think you’ll be able to help out for even a couple of hours, please let us know. The comments section is a great place to start. Thanks!
Comments: 3Seth Godin Should Totally Call the Wren’s Nest
Posted by: Amelia // Category: Celebrity Requests, Marketing Tricks, Nonprofit Management, Technological Advances // 11:41 am
As staff of This Nation’s Most Exciting House Museum (trademark pending), we at the Wren’s Nest do our best to keep tabs on our peers here in the upper echelon. Thus, when reading The World’s Most Popular Marketing Blog I was happy to see that Mr. Godin and we at the Nest are on the same page.
In the past, we’ve written about our general disdain (loathing, hatred, etc.) for voicemail.
However, we may have forgotten to clarify one thing: the phone and voicemail are not the same thing. We’re all about the phone.
As Mr. Godin points out, a phone call remains the most personable and direct route to a corporation, yet often an undervalued one. Answering the phone is often the task of those lowest on the ladder, who are given the least flexibility and ownership, yet they’re the customer’s first impression. Boo.
Now, it may be because we only have a handful of staff members, but at the Wren’s Nest, even the famed Executive Director answers the phone! And we make a point of doing so quickly (on the first ring) and cheerily (though this is hurting my delivery today).
So hey, Seth Godin, give us a call. We’ll chat about impressive titles, take your comments to heart, and maybe even send you a tote bag because we like you.
Comments: 2Alice Walker to Speak at Emory
Posted by: lain // Category: Celebrity Requests, Storytelling // 7:55 am
Mark your calendars for March 25th, when Alice Walker will give a talk and reading at Glenn Memorial Auditorium right next to Emory’s campus.
Thanks to the good people at Emory’s Manuscripts, Archive, and Rare Books Library for bringing great speakers to town. And, okay, their papers too.
Previously: Alice Walker’s Papers Go To Emory
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